How to get money fast?

I want money to buy the stuff I want, but I don't have enough, and I'm not allowed to mow lawns, I dont know anybody to babysit for, I live down a really long drive way in the middle of nowhere so I can't have a lemonade stand, and whenever I do chores for my mom and dad they ALWAYS forget to pay me. How can I make money online? Oh and I don't know how eBay works so I can't really sell anything